Classroom BLUNDERS

1. A teacher was asking the students if it was okay to give additional points to those who delivered their speeches in front of freshman students.
TEACHER: Should we (give incentives) or should we not?
STUDENT: Should we!
(second year na po 'yan)

2. A teacher was proctoring exam. The student noticed that there was no #68 on the test paper but there were two # 67.
STUDENT: Ma'am (proctor), pa'no po 'to, walang #68?
TEACHER: Dalawa naman yung 67, gawin mo na lang 68 yung isa.
STUDENT: Ma'am, alin po sa dalawang 67 ang papalitan ko?
(Grrr... obvious ba? Siyempre yung pangalawa...)

3. While taking the exam, a student approached the proctor and asked something. After hearing his/her complaint, the proctor said:
"Could you please write a note to your teacher and let her decide for a reconsideration?"
The student went back to his/her seat and followed the instruction given by the proctor.

At last, the student finished the exam and submitted the paper to the proctor.
The proctor was surprised when she saw the test paper of the student. On the upper left-hand corner of his/her answer sheet was a word: NOTE.
No note was found, just the word NOTE itself.
(mataas ang IQ ng nagsulat)

So, who said teaching and proctoring are boring?

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