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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
Two secrets to keep your marriage perfect
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
Two secrets to keep your marriage perfect
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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